I've always wanted to. Sometimes I pretend to, just to gain attention from the old woman that lives across the street. She thinks i'm a disgusting hog...so when I see her outside pissing around in her flower garden I'll stand by my window where I know she's bound to look eventually, and act like i'm doing the five finger shuffle and at the point of coming. She gets all pissed off about it too. Her anger and rage makes me happy.
------- Does this smell like chloroform to you? Oh I watch you there through the window. And I stare at you. You wear nothing but you wear it so well tied up and twisted the way I'd like to be.